pretzel pool wanker.

because i need to be that dickhead on holiday who's frolicking about in the pool on an inflatable pretzel. that is all.

:)

"if theres fire....i'm there". bass voice.

"let her see that fancy footwork...ahhh!"

OH HAI THERE THE MOST PINK, GLITTERY, CAMPEST SHOE EVERRR!

it's rare that i click onto the shoe tab on top of a website only to be greeted with a page in which i want EVERYTHING! however, nastygal.com have done exactly that, showcasing an array of statement shoes that make me even more excited than the forthcoming royal wedding (and i am MASSIVELY excited for that)!

my student loan arrives in a matter of days. i believe nastygal.com will be receiving most of it.

nastygal.com

:)

"OH MR PINK!" the casio watch

i'll take you to a little place called croatia!croatia!

because every gypsetter loves a festival...and this one is stunning. dancing in the sea at sunrise to the lion king's 'the circle of life'? take me back now!

:)

"sorry jill" team squat.

queen of my castle...liz 'ent got shit on this.

i'm moving to london next month and have decided that my new flat must resemble an asian flee market/buckingham palace. and to help me achieve this i need look no further than the victoria albert museum's fantastic website. whats that? a cardboard stag head with absolutely no purpose whatsoever? definitely needed in my life.

http://www.vandashop.com/

:)

"so, is that chicken poaching?" lb.

a brummie perez hilton is music to my ears...

becuase every gypsetter needs to be up to date with the latest in the dougie/frankie and music news shizznay.

http://maccaknows.tumblr.com/

http://zoelikesthis.tumblr.com/

love love love <3

:)

"yeah...but unicorns are nice." lb.

rainbow explosion...on your head.

as if wearing a rainbow splattered assortment on your body wasn't enough, why not take it that step further and bring an explosion of colour...to your head. with rihanna, ellie goulding and topshop all indulging in bright hair colours, this is the summer to really experiment with colour for your hair. for blondes, go candy cloloured aka. my little pony, whereas, brunettes should stick to brights in order for the colour to really stand out.

:)

"did someone say time?" the casio watch.

rainbow explosion.

can't spot a rainbow in the sky? wear it on your body with this selection of beautiful colour splattered pieces from spanishmossvintage.com. this festival season i want to look like a rainbow has vomitted on me. glorious.

:)

"basically, his moms a penguin" holidayboy.