pretzel pool wanker.

because i need to be that dickhead on holiday who's frolicking about in the pool on an inflatable pretzel. that is all.

:)

"if theres fire....i'm there". bass voice.

"let her see that fancy footwork...ahhh!"

OH HAI THERE THE MOST PINK, GLITTERY, CAMPEST SHOE EVERRR!

it's rare that i click onto the shoe tab on top of a website only to be greeted with a page in which i want EVERYTHING! however, nastygal.com have done exactly that, showcasing an array of statement shoes that make me even more excited than the forthcoming royal wedding (and i am MASSIVELY excited for that)!

my student loan arrives in a matter of days. i believe nastygal.com will be receiving most of it.

nastygal.com

:)

"OH MR PINK!" the casio watch

i'll take you to a little place called croatia!croatia!

because every gypsetter loves a festival...and this one is stunning. dancing in the sea at sunrise to the lion king's 'the circle of life'? take me back now!

:)

"sorry jill" team squat.

queen of my castle...liz 'ent got shit on this.

i'm moving to london next month and have decided that my new flat must resemble an asian flee market/buckingham palace. and to help me achieve this i need look no further than the victoria albert museum's fantastic website. whats that? a cardboard stag head with absolutely no purpose whatsoever? definitely needed in my life.

http://www.vandashop.com/

:)

"so, is that chicken poaching?" lb.

a brummie perez hilton is music to my ears...

becuase every gypsetter needs to be up to date with the latest in the dougie/frankie and music news shizznay.

http://maccaknows.tumblr.com/

http://zoelikesthis.tumblr.com/

love love love <3

:)

"yeah...but unicorns are nice." lb.

rainbow explosion...on your head.

as if wearing a rainbow splattered assortment on your body wasn't enough, why not take it that step further and bring an explosion of colour...to your head. with rihanna, ellie goulding and topshop all indulging in bright hair colours, this is the summer to really experiment with colour for your hair. for blondes, go candy cloloured aka. my little pony, whereas, brunettes should stick to brights in order for the colour to really stand out.

:)

"did someone say time?" the casio watch.

rainbow explosion.

can't spot a rainbow in the sky? wear it on your body with this selection of beautiful colour splattered pieces from spanishmossvintage.com. this festival season i want to look like a rainbow has vomitted on me. glorious.

:)

"basically, his moms a penguin" holidayboy.

LBD VS. LWD. the war is on.

this april give your wardrobe a much needed spring clean by throwing out the dark and bringing in the light. that's right, say goodbye your much trusted LDB and say hello to the LWD (that's little white dress to you and me). release your inner girly-ness with this summers IT-dress. it's both carefree and relaxing; perfect for us laid-back gypsetters.

:)

"bananas are asexual. that's a fact." martinmartin.

sheer delight.

i am obsessed with all things sheer. it's sexy not slutty, cheeky not cheap; and a sheer blouse adds a whole new layer of fun to any outfit. most high street stores have jumped on this see-through bandwagon but none have got is as right as american apparel. that see through jumpsuit? iwant!iwant!iwant!

:)

"im want to walk up the aisle with a pig" gregg. (erm gregg...men dont walk up the aisle. duh.)

maximum height. no drama.

a high heel that is finally comfortable...could it be? say hello to the flatform; a platform heel at a flat level. the feet's of prada, chanel and viv westwood were all adorned with this new style making it the shoe for summer. make your legs look longer with no pain? i'm in.

:)

"but unicorns are nice..." lb.

big up!

just wanted to say a mahoosive thank you to martin for designing my logo. go forth and check his blog for some quirky quirky stuff!

http://www.martinwilkie.blogspot.com/

:)

"to go north east, you have to go west" gregg.

wear your heart on your sleeve and your teddies on your feet.

if i was less gypsy and more urban, i'd don these for sure. because why the hell shouldn't i wear a big fat pink teddy bear on my trainers?

jeremy scott for adidas for the originals by originals range.

:)

"i've got really hairy arms, today" gregg.

pastel paradise.

it's spring time and the colour pallet for this season? pastels; breaking news i'm sure you'll agree. however, what's different this time is the sillhouette. altough the bohemian look is applauded for its loose and flowing styles, this spring it's time to toughen up.

think less floaty and floraly but more structured and rigid. sheer, pastel blouses buttoned to the top give the usually very feminine pallet an edge. wearing top to bottom of the same shade adds a new dimension to the look, making it seem more fresh and straight off the catwalk as opposed to dated and 'seen it all before'. look to dion lee, upcoming australian designer for inspiration (designs pictured above in the all baby blue outfit).

:)

"i'm really pale...but i've got dark skin" gregg.

heads up on lfw.

if LFW designers had it there way, this summer would see the dahlings of britain sporting parrots and huge black pvc tyres on none other than the top of their heads. that's right, once again, designers pushed fashion boundaries by producing an array of eccentric headwear, making it a top trend for the upcoming season.

now don't get me wrong, it's important to inject some fun and originality into your style so long as it works and looks effortless. but charles mindu - really? that's not fashion mate, that's just essentially a gas mask with a horses mane attached. think i'll stick to my floppy hats this summer instead...

:)

"look at you and your pick up truck" gregg.